- The FEMALE always makes The Rules.
- The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
- No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
- If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
- The FEMALE is never wrong.
- If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
- The MALE must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
- The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
- The MALE must never change his mind, without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
- The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
- The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
- The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
- The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
- The MALE must be ready at all times.
- Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
- The MALE who doesn’t abide by The Rules can’t take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.